Takes Index

Normalize eating on the subway

Society massively undervalues ugliness. (📍London)

Utensils are blocking your blessings

There's too much art and there are too many artists

You should use ChatGPT instead of your doctor

Old ethnic women need to understand the words on the shirts they buy before they buy them

We need to introduce height zones at concerts. (London)

We need to filter people who are able to move to NYC via a test

Cat owners are weird . (London)

There's two kinds of people, cool & uncool, & uncool people are evil

Your landlord should be legally required to say "thank you" when you pay rent

We should get rid of the reclining button on airplane seats

Not enough people know how to do magic tricks . (📍London)

I should be the next James Bond . (London)

New York City breakfast scene is mid

The algorithm knows your kids better than you . Feat @ProtonPrivacy

Men who want to be DJs should have to go to trade school first

You should constantly be reinventing yourself.

I'm kind of cool with Gulf of America as a name

Don’t peel my boiled eggs for me. Feat: Barry Keoghan

There should be a kids section on flights

If you have Botox or filler, I don't wanna see you in a period piece

Posting your kids publicly online is the same as leaving them at a gas station

I feel like the Make-A-Wish kids are getting finessed a little bit

Ghosts don't exist

Iron Maiden is the best band in the world

Being chill is cool, being nonchalant is lame. Be chill guy this summer with @SharkHome ChillPill™

Live football games are better enjoyed from your sofa than the stadium. Ft. Sagar Radia

If you blast your phone audio on the train, you should be fined

Clean up our toxic sites before building houses and schools on them

Tupac is the greatest rapper of all time. @larussellGC

Subway dancers should be employed by the MTA. Ft. Olivia Carter

We should teach self-defense in schools instead of math

Red delicious apples are actually disgusting. Ft. Sterling K. Brown

Put Madam C.J. Walker on the $20 bill not Harriet Tubman

For every $1,000 that you spend, you should be slapped in the face

We can't try and get rid of the royal family. Ft. Sophie Ducker

Don't be best friends with your neighbor

Every single job is a creative job. @AaronCh3n

Adults should support teens in the arts. Ft. @AFHBoston

If you’re a white guy that likes dating Asian women, you don't gotta do that anymore

if Jesus came back right now, they would try to make him debate 25 Nazis on Jubilee

You should only be allowed to have a dog in New York City if you're gay

I don't think you can get out of the friendzone. Ft. Ramy Shafi

More men should wear lip gloss. Ft. Amelia Grey​⁠

We think that concerts are just a little too loud. @Raybullband

More men should listen to romance titles. @audible @KierraLewis

If you know you come from a crazy family, normalize not having to introduce your partners to them

I'm having a panic attack. Ft. Veronika Slowikowska

I think we need to bring back booing. Ft. Myhala

Old dudes who date younger women should have to act their girlfriend's age. @s@salmazaky

People should not be allowed to comment on videos unless they've watched the entire thing

All entertainment tickets should be on a sliding scale. Ft. Coryn Rose

They should have a tourism lane on the sidewalk like the street has a bike lane. ​ft. Derek Gaines

If the U.S. is bombing your homeland, you shouldn't have to pay taxes. Ft Cherien Dabis

You gotta curse out anyone that wrongs you

We need to change the attitudes that we have about parking spots. Ft. Adam Pally

Cats are better than dogs. @I@IanFidanceComedynyc

If you're a born and raised New Yorker, you should get special perks

We need to normalize adults taking more naps every day. @w@watchingnewyork

Companies Should allocate two days a month for women to have period leave

The best advice is don't listen to advice, just figure it out for yourself. @a@americanbaron

Summer is the worst season. @AlexandraRobinson

All sauce should come on the side. @M@Marcello

We need a birth control for men and people who produce sperm

As a society, we need to put an end to the use of balloons

No one is in control of their own thoughts. Ft. Ronnie & Sophie

The restaurant industry in New York is mid and super overrated. Ft. Scarr Pimental

I like that our phones are listening to us. Ft Caroline Montesquieu

If you're stagnant in your life, you have two choices, you can either change or die

If you have a cough, just call in sick

We need a reality TV show that follows deadbeat dads. @T@TalibBabb

Stop asking people"How are you?" because nobody gives a f***. Ft. Marito Lopez

When people who have destination weddings get divorced they should reimburse

New York fitness culture is a scam. @onikacomedy

Kids and dogs should not be allowed at the pub

If I was an athlete, I would wanna be able to opt out of being bet on. Ft. Neko White

No more celebrities. @J@JenBristerComedy

Our phones should never, ever make this sound

The discourse in the USA concerning landlords, I would certainly describe as rather Neolithic

People should say "I love you" more

Reading is overrated

If you are in a relationship, stay out of restaurants

People who say that London is a no go zone either don't live there or are just straight up racist

Bring back video rental stores

We should pave over cobblestone globally

Hot takes are ruining civilization

America has become a monotone hellscape

I think biracial people need to lock in

All Dating Advice Should Be Taken as an Ibuprofen. Grab Your Heattech @uniqlousa

London is the best city in the world. Ft Sadiq Khan Mayor of London

Niger needs to change its name, you can't be one G away from the N word. Ft. Eric Andre

We need to stop beautiful people from dominating the entertainment industry

Celebrities need to stop doing commercials. Ft. Alia Shawkat

I think they should close down all gyms where people work out. @LouisTheroux

Straight people have terrible taste in gay people

Either invite me for dinner or don't, but p*** your potluck. Ft. Robby Hoffman

The music coming out of the UK right now is the best in the world

Forget celebrities, sports stars, politicians, you should hype your friends

We're in the worst era of wealthy people

We should ban no show socks

We should have one trailer before a film

Any food that's served hot should never be served cold. Ft. Todd Barry

I don't think we really take in or deep how insane animals are

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I don't think Hollywood should make any black movies

Boomers should not be told when content is Al. Ft. Ola Labib

We need to be talking about dinosaurs way more. @J@JackCoyne

Bath mats are disgusting

London is objectively a better city than New York

The key to getting women is how you smell! Chabuddy G.📍London

Rachel Sennott on How Girls, Insecure, and Sex and the City Shaped Her

Gambling's okay as long as you keep winning

Batman's a d*ckhead. @I@IDLESBANDbatman

American food is the best food.@J@JoeyHamburgerfood

It's our duty to tell our annoying friends they're annoying. Ft. Sydnee Washington

The greatest privilege is to have emotionally supportive parents

We need a salary cap in Hollywood to make the film industry sustainable for crew members

Nature is boring. @J@JeffOSealnature

If you plug your ears when a siren passes, you're a big baby. Ft. Milo

Listening to music low gives you bad luck. @rosalia

Rosalía Says ADHD Makes Her More Creative

Eggs do not need seasoning. @A@AminahImani

Nobody actually wants to take a "silly" photo. @C@ColinandSamir

I think men should touch each other more. @T@TilekAllBetternyc

Everyone should get addicted to something at least once

As a half black, half white person, I think we all need a break from biracials

No coffee shop should have only one bathroom

There are too many handshake options. @ColinandSamir

There are not enough DJs in the world

Women should stop wearing bras

In person shopping is better than online shopping. Ft Ellie Keller and ​⁠@kohls

They're loading planes improperly, they should load it from back to front. Ft Woody Harrelson

Woody Harrelson Told Me He’s an Anarchist

I don't think we should build any new casinos in New York City

Gay people make better parents than straight people

We need to start talking about how we're gonna get off Instagram and Meta. Ft. Maddy Kelly

No emojis covering kids faces on social media

Close your window shade on midday flights. Feat Mo Amer

Men should have to take government mandated yearly dance classes

Spike Lee Says Stop Doing This

Not hurting people's feelings should not be the basis for morality

Spike Lee Told Me I Watch Movies Wrong

Kids don’t give your life meaning, but to other people they give your life meaning

We need to destroy the data centers and start over from a pre internet era. ​⁠@MarcRebillet

Marathons are overrated. ​⁠@brooksrunning

Just because you're broken up doesn't mean it's over

Parents have a favorite kid

We know too many people. ​⁠@alisoneroman

Take the sticker off your hat. Advice of an Icon feat. Spike Lee and ​⁠@timberland

Ira Glass Explains Why I’m Listening to Podcasts Wrong

Say yes 90% of the time

I don't think men should be gynecologists

I think we should bring back MySpace top eight

Music beefs, they're wonderful things and they should be encouraged

Everyone on earth has to be poor for 5 years

It's not weird to like people's old photos. ​⁠@xfinity

All straight men, not only do they love drag, but they do their own versions of it

The 8 Hottest Takes on New York City

We should blow up our lives more

The United States should bring back the conscription, but for restaurant jobs

Trader Joe's is a horrible grocery store, and we should stop hyping it

Sox should only be a nighttime activity. Feat Lukas Gage

We should gossip more

Every podcast is better at 2.0 speed! Feat Ira Glass and Apple Podcasts

Dogs should have to wear shoes. Feat Jason Batemen (Full Video below!)

Jason Bateman Explains Why I’m Doing Life Wrong

Baking is easy

There's too much pizza in New York City

The future is disabled

Cilantro tastes like soap, and that's why it's good

To truly love New York, you must hate New York

You should only read reviews after you have experienced the thing

There is no such thing as your favorite Beatle. Feat Ethan Hawke

15 Minutes of Ethan Hawke Dropping Gems on a Subway

Women need to use men more

You shouldn't be turning on subtitles when you're watching movies

We should bring back arranged marriages

If you need a stylist, then you're not stylish

Stop being mad at people who cut the line and do it yourself

Stephen A. Smith’s Worst Take

Everyone should have to put their s_x tape in their dating profile

Bathroom stalls should not swing inward. Feat ​⁠@annamlaughs

We need $500,000 for 2% of our egg eatery

"Life is short" is a completely unhelpful piece of advice

Girls Who Look Like Their Dads Are Hot

Go swimming naked or not at all

Religious People Are Lying to Themselves

The New York Knicks should never win a championship

I don't think that shoes are designed to fit your feet

Love and hating someone is pretty much the same thing

Stop using Al to fix your relationship

If you go to a rock show, you gotta rock out

Social media should have business hours

All Aliens Are Muslim

Politicians should have to retire when they turn 70

Introverts Are Morally Weak

Bring back eye f***ing. Feat Danielle Perez

There should be a Money back guarantee on watermelons

Before you decide to get married, break up at least once. @Middlebrowpod

You don't need school after eighth grade

Madame Tussaud's should be niche, local celebrities

People need to have less cake at their birthday party. Feat Amanda Maryanna Gordon

Peeing on any phone call should be socially acceptable

I don't think people are actually religious. @jordanjensenlolstop

Do you have motion?

We have over therapized ourselves as a society

There is no they without a we

Zoë Kravitz on Life, Death, and the Matrix

We should let horses go

Emojis are the best invention of the 21st century

The only thing people are truly loyal to are sports teams. Feat @OmarESPN

Episode 482: People are training way too hard

Episode 481: Every menushould be one page

I still think it's good for you to party for 72 hours

Bluetooth does not work. Feat Zoe Kravitz

It's actually good for you to party for 72 hours

Episode 477: No dogs on the subway

We Should Abolish Elections

Episode 476: It's only a bodega if it's owned and operated by a Puerto Rican or Dominican

Sometimes a baddie will look just like her dad, and that's okay

There should be one day a week where only women are allowed in Guitar Centers

Brunch is kind cool. Feat ESPN's @stephenasmithspeaks

Any dinner reservation or plan after 8pm is way too late

Full episode now on YouTube

Austin Butler’s Most Embarrassing Take

I think we shouldnormalize adult diapers. Feat Eddie Huang

Sex Is the Point of Everything

If you're my employer, just be mean to me

We need to stop having all election and elect leaders through a random lottery. Feat Riz Ahmed

Every American should have to spend about a year in an active war zone

The Healthcare System Is Scamming You

I don't think it's fair that I've never been invited to a bachelor party. Feat Austin Butler

#sponsored Episode 466: We should not be bringing back wired headphones. @googlepixel

The recliner seat has ruined the movie going experience. QuadCinema.com to buy tix to Kareem’s film

Everybody should follow the bike lane arrows. Feat David Byrne

David Byrne on How Culture Changed After the Internet

Doing a blaccent should be as taboo as saying the n word

Each NYC neighborhood should have a sports club that competes in a yearly

Every Country Should Have One Nuclear Bomb

Smoking is actually okay for you. Feat Bob

Stop Holding Our Money Hostage

Movie theaters need live commentary

The internet rocks. Feat

Company parties áre a setup

Every transplant should have to volunteer somewhere

Restaurants Are Scamming You

The camera's much stronger than the sword feat Motaz Azaiza

I believe in an afterlife. We're currently in it. This is hell. @MikeCannonComedy

Normalize Strangers Holding Babies

Fun socks aren't fun anymore

Episode 453: We're drinking too much water

Episode 452: I think that people should be allowed to share underwear

Episode 451: I think it's okay to cut a donut in half and leave the other half in the box

The Customs and Border Patrol interrogation room atJFK needs a makeover

Pigeons are the ultimate New Yorkers

Fancy Ketchup Should Be Illegal

Episode 448: Conservatives should get credit for not gentrifying neighborhoods

Being Loud Should Be a Crime

We gotta stop using the word "uncircumcised" and call them "hatty dicks"

First time hook ups: No music

Episode 445: When we go to war, there should be a draft and it should be based on your Uber rating

Everyone should get a full month off in the summer

Stop Making Guests Take Their Shoes Off

If you're sick and you tell me it's just allergies and then I find out you're sick

Stop discriminating against hot nannies

Jesus Wouldn’t Vote for Trump

F Your Job Doesn't Offer Health Care…sneeze at Work

There's no such thing as being a bad texter

It's okay to eat food on the train, as long as it's not hot

Episode 438: No more potlucks

Southern Racists Are Nicer Than NYC Racists

Episode 437: Southern culture and Arab culture are cut from the same cloth

Don't give me a hot dog without the sauerkraut

Introverts are morally weak

Bill Burr Says Stop Blaming Immigrants, Blame Billionaires

Ghosting is not okay

Humans Should Sleep In Dog Beds

It's okay to applaud or cheer when your plane land. @AtsukoComedy

Cheese is overrated

Episode 432: We should turn off the internet for 5 years for everyone

All nudes should be deleted once a relationship ends. Feat Emily Ratajkowski

Therapists Shouldn't Be Hot

If a movie theater doesn't have an ICEE machine, I think it's a front

Today it's impossible to keep a secret

Being a best man is NOT not an honor

Men Are More Hysterical Than Women

The sexiest thing somebody can do is say “I’m sorry, I was wrong.” Feat Aymann Ismail

There’s no such thing as the best coffee or bagel or pizza slice in New York City

Hugs are way more intimate than la bise

You are not better than other people if you're efficient in a TSA line

The seagull should replace the bald eagle as our national bird

Memes are art

Episode 420: We need to de-legalize pot

Yung Lean Says Diddy Ruined Parties Forever

Polyamory don't count if it's in a big city

Cool people from weird, small towns are cooler than cool people from, like, big, cool towns

Rise & Grind Is Oppression

Sides at restaurant should not only be free, they should be mandatory

Album covers matter more than the music. 📍Paris

Instead of bachelor and bachelorette parties before people get married, we should have funerals

Episode 414: You should never take personally a follow back on Instagram

Nepo babies get a bad rap

We need to stop villainizing overhead lighting

Episode 411: Pasta with garlic and oil is a thousand times better than pasta with tomato sauce

America Needs To Cut 10 States

Not every hobby needs to be monetized. Feat Edison Chen and Adidas Originals

When they get rid of the illegals, billionaires will start paying ppl a living wage. Feat Bill Burr

Stop Using Old Photos on Dating Apps

Abolish improv

Episode 407: I should be the mayor. Feat @ZohranforNYC

Rich New Yorkers love art — but hate artists

Millennials and Gen Z are gonna be really good old people. Feat Ismael Loutfi

Gay Fashion Is Out of Control

Vegan Nuggets Are a Scam

I think it should be illegal to make fun of people. Feat @Daxflame

I think all social media platforms should be reserved for the girls and the gays only

I'm sick of hotels guilt shaming me

Get a flip phone

Bring back the guitar solo

We need to make it harder to get married than it is to get divorced

Penn Badgley Thinks There’s No Such Thing as Nothing

It should be socially acceptable to tell someone"we can be friends, but only online." Feat James Tom

People are using the Find My Friends app wrong

Microwaving Is Cooking

Episode 345: Bathroom and toilet should be separate. Feat Fadily Camara 📍Paris

Freestyle rapping is just as good as talk therapy

The point of everything is to get laid. Feat Annie Hamilton

Talk to strangers

We need MORE cat dads. @SmallsForCats

White people have to stop calling out autism in public

Just be normal

Feet are not all that

The movie theaters be doing too much now

Calling an Arab a terrorist is a racist slur

I hate hidden fees

Rome is guilty of the original case of cultural appropriation. Feat Mike Birbiglia

If you take a bottle of alcohol to a party & u take it back, you're a bad guest

Space is none of our business

Normalize NOT being obsessed with dogs

It's okay if your parents have money

Muslims experience more racisin than black people

Every country should have one nuclear bomb

Cheech and Chong should be in the Rock and RollHall of Fame. Feat Cheech and Chong

We really don't need so many emojis ‼️😬🙂😈

Stop cosplaying vegan food as non vegan food

Coffee shops and restaurants that don't serve half and half should be shuttered

Every business has the wrong music at the wrong volume. ​⁠@JoeListComedy

I think Republicans should have their own bathrooms

A cold shower is better than one that never getsfully hot. Ft ​⁠@method-products ​⁠@ultabeauty

Michael Shannon Thinks the Midwest Makes You Better

The best Chinese restaurants are the ones that scare away white people

Reporters should be able to play the sport they are reporting on. Feat A’ja Wilson and ​⁠@nike

Everybody can cook. Feat Chef José Andrés @chefjoseandres

People need to get rid of the aux cord and just listen to the radio

The men who tell women that they should smile more "because they're prettier are correct

People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it. Feat Michael Shannon

If you get in suspended for something you didn't do…

We should normalize comfortable silences and eye contact. Feat Tunde Adebimpe

We need better media literacy in this country

The first place you wash in the shower says everything abt u! ​⁠​⁠@method-products @ultabeauty

If someone wants to become a DJ, they have to earn a degree

If the food from your country of origin isn't delicious, you shouldn't be allowed into NYC

Billionaires shouldn't exist

The best things are cash only

Episode 355: As a midwesterner, I think ranch can kind of go with everything

If you're tall and you can't dunk we're the same height

I’d rather talk to AI than go to another meeting. Ft Alexia Cambon

Why does health insurance have to be a luxury in America? Feat Michelle Buteau

You're not living your best life until you're boarding GROUP 1 on an airplane. @Chime

Bring back the dollar slice. @seamless

Elevators are one of the weirdest intimate experience strangers have on a daily basis

We need to stop asking kids what they want to be when they grow up

Fundamentally everyone is a good person. Feat Ramy Youssef

Ramy Youssef Says All People Are Good

There is no such thing as nothing. Feat Penn Badgley

Anything is a dating app

The Best way to get a woman: be gay

End morning supremacy

You got money when you can order market price at a restaurant and not care about what it is

I think the MOST attractive thing someone can be is offline. @Chime

Motorcycles should have mufflers

Good memory is overrated

Gay men dress worse than straight men

There's 2 types of ppl in this 🌎, those with cases and those without. @Chime

Men are by farthe more emotional and hysterical gender

You shouldn't sleep in sexy clothes. (📍PARIS)

Therapists should not be hot

People that are on work Zoom calls at coffee shops: killing the vibe. ​⁠@rufat_agayev

Episode 331: Jesus was not a Republican. Feat Steve Coogan

If somebody's not willing to travel to your borough, they're just not that into you! @bumble

Imitation is absolutely NOT the highest form of flattery

Becoming hot has become too accessible.(📍Chicago)

You have to decide now who's gonna get the aux on the way back home from a funeral!Mustafa The Poet

Partying is more restful than rest itself

Every American should have to live for at least two weeks a year in the South

People who make you take your shoes off should not be allowed to entertain

I think that it should be more socially acceptable to sit next to somebody

I miss theremote control

If you want to date in New York, you need to be in THERAPY! ​⁠@bumble

How Nigel Sylvester Became the Mr. Worldwide of BMX

You should only use a spoon with a bowl and a fork with a plate

Sharing Memes Simultaneously to Other People Counts as Emotional Cheating! ​⁠@bumble

The Earth became flat…

Ellen DeGeneresshould have never been canceled

We need to abolish Wi-Fi on airplanes

This Is Cate Blanchett's Sexiest Word To Say

Gossip is good for the individual, but bad for society

If a barber f*** up your haircut, I should be allowed to SUE you

Bring back segregation

NOBODY talks about New York as much as a New Yorker who doesn't live there anymore

Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth. Feat Cate Blanchett

Jane Goodall's First Time on the Subway

People with Androids Are Better Lovers

I don't think everyone should have the right to drive

Disney World is for Adults, Too.

Rock stars without tattoos always make better music

We Dont Need Anymore Podcasts

Men should have to menstruate once a year, every year

John C. Reilly Doesn't Like Food Videos

Just drink more water

If you pay rent, you should own a little bit of that property

Certain compliments mean more from certain races

We should throw-all chiropractors in prison

People who wear White sneakers do not f***

A$AP Ferg Wants to Make a Movie

Dining out alone is extremely underrated

Parents should watch their sons make love at least the first ten times 🤣🤣

3D movies are trash and we don't need any more of them. 🙅🏾‍♀️

STOP serving entire meals during movies. Feat Griffin Dune

Stop Calling Your Parents So Much Ya Big Babies

If You Receive a Copy of a Test in Advance with the Answers Its Not Cheating

Hasan Minhaj Wants to Cancel Birthdays

No more Partiful invites, we need to bring back Facebook Events

Yung Lean: the Party is Officially Over

Naps Are Disgusting

Gyms should supply UNIFORMS

Its out of control that they want to get rid of Columbus Day

Conspiracy theories are made by the CIA to take attention away from the real conspiracies

Dating photos should have expiration dates. Feat Lili Hayes

Chicago is Not the Midwest

Every Man Should Have to Wear a Speedo to the Beach at Least Once

The Super Bowl is a Strange Name! (dianna Agron)

Asian food should be MORE expensive

Fashion Shows Should Be Longer

You Can’t Text Someone Just "hey" and Say Nothing Else

There should be no cold water knob on the shower

We Should Ban Cemeteries

People Should Stop Saying French People Look Gay 🤣🤣

Everyone is Disabled 🤣

We’ve Got to Shut Off the Internet for One Day Each Week

Dogs Should Be Allowed Everywhere Babies Are Allowed

Italians Became White After 9/11 🤣🤣🤣

People Should Take Saying “bless You” More Seriously

There Are No Takes

Men Should Never Be Allowed to Sit on the Subway

Nobody Should Be Able to Record Music Ever Again

Celebrities Should Not Make Political Endorsements

Beds Are Overrated and a Scam 🤣🤣🤣

It should be ILLEGAL for men to congregate in groups of 4 or more

They Need to Bring Fighting Back to the NBA

There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten

Poppers are for EVERYONE

Going to heaven would SUCK

People Should Have Less Takes

People who walk through TSA barefoot should be banned from travel and sent home

If You Weren’t Born in New York You Can Never Call Yourself a New Yorker

Democracy Was a Mistake

Just Because You Like Something on Instagram Doesn’t Mean You Actually Like It

CEOs are people too and they deserve more respect feat Enron CEO

The Best Photographers in the World Do Not Call Themselves Photographers‼️

Chicago Pizza is Superior! 🍕 @drinkbodyarmor @nhl 🚋 #

We should legalize smoking cigs inside🚬🚭

If you're in a long term relationship and you get a dog together and you break up — kill the dog 😱

If Someone Asks You to Take a Pic of Them, and You’re Bad at It, the Least You Could Do is Say No

Bring Back Cash Tips

No More Musician Biopics

NYC is Too Damn Loud

Dogs Should Have Human Names

Pay FREELANCERS immediately💰

Servers Need to Stop Saying “hows Everything Tasting?” Feat John .c Reilly

Pride Month is Too Long

New York City Smoke Shops Are Too Bright

Going to film school will not make you a good director

Make LIFE like Spotify 🤣🤣

Couples should sleep in SEPARATE beds. Feat Lil Nas X

Bay Leaves Are a Scam

Its Not That Hard to Tell Twins Apart

50-year-old white guys are always right 😂

Sal is Meant to Be Eaten with Your Hands 🥗

The Blue Man Group is the best thing white people ever invented 💙🧢🔵

Let This Man Hold Your Baby

NOT going viral is the new going viral 🤔

Restaurants Where the Vibe is Better Than the Food Need to Be Fined‼️

Believe in Yourself

Country Livin’ is Better Than City Livin

It’s Okay to Be the Personality Hire 😂

The appetizers are almost always better than the entree 🧑‍🍳 @iaaaaaaannnnn

If teachers have to start bulletproofing their classrooms they should be paid 2 salaries

People should stop buying electric cars

It should be ILLEGAL to bring kids to weddings

This Londoner Has a Lot of Opinions

Everything Is Political

Stop Waiting for Permission

No More Artisanal Ketchups

A Lot of Queer People Are Leading Hetero Lives

No More Reserved Seats Anywhere 🚫👎⛔️

it’s okay to talk your way out of jury duty

Cops on the Subway Make Us Less Safe

If you’re gunna bring your kid to the skate park teach them some dang manners first

Restaurants Gotta Stop Singing Happy Birthday to Adults🎂 Feat Hasan Minhaj

Wellness is a Scam

We Are Getting Way Too Much Dopamine

Stop Sending Audio Messages

This man hates mashed potatoes

Beating your kids isn’t THAT bad

Don’t talk to me about pumpkin spice until October

Vegan Food, If Delivered, is No Longer Vegan

You’ve 👏 gotta 👏 sit 👏 with 👏 your 👏 feelings 👏

America Loves Dogs Too Much

Americans needs to stop calling it “Soccer”

Long live physical media

Young People Must Vote

Hair Transplants Are Gender Affirming Care for Men

No More Groupchats

We Need More Black People Movies

It’s time to LOVE again

Is She Right or is She Wrong?

Humiliation is GOOD

The iPad is the problem. Do we abolish iPads at checkouts in America?

You should NOT lower your window shade during takeoff and landing during a flight

British food is DISGUSTING. 🤢

All Ride-share Apps Should Have a Smell Rating Lmfao

Venmo Me Now! Not Later! Now

Air travel should be treated like SURGERY

Tipping Has Ruined America.

Has tipping become an epidemic in America?

The world HATES hijabI women 🧕

Outside clothes in the bed are OKAY

Stop Wearing Flip Flops

Youve Got Something in Your Teeth

Romanticize Moving to a Small Town

Algorithms are RUINING everyone’s music tastes

Therapy Enables Bad Behavior

People Are Doing Karaoke Wrong

Halsey's Favorite Halsey Song

Ghosting is FINE

Spirit Airlines Does Not Deserve the Hate

Rock N Roll Forevaa

Does He Make a Good Point?

Having a DOG doesn’t make you interesting

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