All women are more attractive WITH armpit hair! Agree or disagree?
Summary
A straphanger faces Kareem's provocative question about whether all women are more attractive with armpit hair. His answer? A contradictory mess. He starts with "100% disagree," then immediately pivots to say we need to embrace it or we're falling victim to capitalism and colonialism. Kareem sees through the performance. The guy admits his mom will be disgusted, but doubles down anyway, claiming armpit hair "makes everyone look hotter" and joking that it gives an indication of what's going on down below. By the end, he's inviting women who "look like a Chewbacca" to slide into his DMs. It's classic subway chaos: a man talking himself in circles while trying to sound progressive.
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So what's your take? All women are more attractive with armpit hair? 100% disagree. That's crazy. I think we just need to embrace it, and if we're not, we're falling victim to capitalism and colonialism.
I know why you're doing the— No, it's just—get a little pang. You're trying to guess? Yeah, this—I'm a cool guy. I like—I like women with hair. My mom is going to be disgusted in me. She's probably never going to talk to me again. I love you, Mom.
Oh, your mom doesn't have armpit hair? She doesn't. She probably should.
You want your mom to have armpit hair? I want everyone to have armpit hair.
Wait, why? 'Cause it just makes everyone look hotter.
How? I think it gives maybe an indication of what's going on down below. Whoa, we're—we're animals, bro. I'm getting a little hot.
Is that too hot? No, I'm hot too. Weird. What about women that are growing their arm hair out to protest the patriarchy? It's not working. It's not working on me, at least, 'cause it makes you more—it makes me be like, yeah, it's not working on me. All right, ladies, if you—if you're looking like a Chewbacca out there, slide in the man's DMs.