Farts in Public?đź’¨ Agree or Disagree?
Summary
A straphanger drops a provocative hot take: we should normalize farting really loud in public whenever you need to. His reasoning? Everyone farts, burps are basically just mouth farts, and 80% of the time farts don't even smell that bad anyway. Kareem can barely keep up as the rider casually admits he rips them constantly at CVS and Chipotle, arguing that farting in public actually commands respect because it shows you don't give a damn. The logic gets increasingly absurd. Why hold it in when 40 people on this train probably need to fart right now? Besides, louder farts feel better. It's pure chaos dressed up as social philosophy, and the rider's completely sincere delivery makes it even funnier.
Full Transcript
I think we should normalize farting really loud in public whenever you need to. 100% agree. If anything, it just gets a laugh from the people around you, and people love laughing. Like, it's just makes you feel good. Well, everybody farts, but we act like they don't.
I just fart whenever I need to. No, guess what—no you don't. When you fart in public, people are like, "Oh, this guy doesn't give a f—" Like, we're not going to f— with him. So you actually do this? Oh, just all the time, yeah. CVS, Chipotle—those are the main two places.
We can sneeze, we can yawn, we can like burp. Is probably grosser than farting, actually. A burp is like a fart out of your mouth. Well, there's no filter. There's no pants.
You don't have any mouth pants. Yeah. Here's what I like about it: Everyone's holding in a fart on this train. I bet 40 people have to fart. Just let it go. 20% of the time they smell bad. 80% of the time farts are silent or—or even they do smell bad, but you're like, "Whatever, it's New York City."
You like them loud though? When they're louder, they feel better.
So what's your take?