Its Not That Hard to Tell Twins Apart
Summary
A woman riding the subway insists it's not that hard to tell twins apart, sparking a hilariously specific debate about the etiquette of asking which twin you're talking to. She breaks down the right way to ask ("remind me which one you are") versus the wrong way ("who are you?"). Kareem gets a crash course in twin identification. The conversation veers into Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen trivia, specifically that Mary Kate is an inch taller, which leads to a pointed joke about men and measurements. It's awkward social navigation at its finest.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? It's not that hard to tell twins apart. 100% disagree. We understand it's difficult to respect one woman, let alone two. But if you don't know which twin is which, you can lie. You're not supposed to ask.
You can ask. It's like this: "I'm so sorry, which one are you?" and not like "Who are you?" is a lot. We were netes doesn't help. Okay, this is a practice. So hi, oh my God, Korean, what's up? Hey Avenue. Well, being a per, it was under the shirt. What the hell am I? You can say "Hey, Queen." I know I can say "Hey, Queen," but I want to know who I'm talking to.
I guess you could say "Remind me which one you are." Oh, "remind me which one you are" is good. Famous twins like Mary Kate are an inch taller than Ashley, and they foral that is not visible with the common eye. What, an inch? A whole inch? Many men would beg to disagree.
Many men are wrong. 100% agree.