It should be ILLEGAL to bring kids to weddings
Summary
A straphanger has a bold solution for parents who bring unruly children to weddings: jail. Straight to jail. Kareem immediately agrees that weddings are adult parties, but the rider clarifies it's not really about the kids. It's about parents who refuse to parent and expect others to do it for them. The punishment? Everyone goes to jail. The whole family. But wait, what if it's a fun jail? Now we're talking. A family-friendly facility with hot tubs and pools, basically a hotel. The twist: this rider actually supports prison abolition. Except for this. Abolish all prisons except the ones for wedding crashers under age ten.
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So what's your take? My take is that it should be illegal to bring kids to weddings. Like, you should go straight to jail if you bring a child to a wedding.
100% agree. Let's go. No kids at weddings. It's an adult thing. It's an adult party. My issue isn't with parents who bring kids and they parent them at the wedding. It's the ones that don't parent. They expect you to do it.
It's not the kids. It's not the kids. It's the parents. And that's why jail. So the parents go to the jail or the kids go to jail. Everybody goes jail. The whole family has to go to jail. Everybody jail. The whole family.
Mm-hmm. What if you have like ten kids? Jail. I'm out. Let the kids play.
But what if it was a fun gel? Okay, now you're talking. Fun jail. It's a separate jail for families. It's fun. Okay. I that that is something I can get behind. A family-friendly jail. Put the whole family in there. There's a hot tub. There's a pool. It's like a hotel.
The funny thing is I do actually want to abolish prisons. Uh, but for this I want to keep. Abolish prisons except for the children's jails.
All right, congratulations. Thank you.