This is why Strip clubs are gay
Summary
A straphanger has a bold theory: strip clubs are gay regardless of who's performing. His reasoning? Straight strip clubs are "a diva performance" where men get so worked up they'll hook up with each other afterward. He claims he's done exactly that, meeting guys at straight clubs who were "so horny" they crossed lines. Kareem agrees it's weird when dudes do horny things together, recalling high school friends who'd watch porn as a group or stand around a fan with their dicks out. Strip clubs blur boundaries. The anonymous rider hasn't been to one in three years, but his take sticks: any room full of aroused men has a certain energy, no matter what's happening on stage.
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Strip clubs are gay. 100% agree. The straight ones are gay, the gay ones are gay. But uh, the straight strip clubs are gay as hell because it's a diva performance. You're in a room full of horny straight men. I have gone to strip clubs and hooked up with like two guys at the strip club that I went with after. They were so horny. They were so horny that they were like, "I'll get my bleep sucked."
When's the last time you've been to a strip club? Oh, three years ago, maybe. And you went with straight guys?
Of course. And they were all gay. They were? I look, I 100% agree. I think I think it is weird when dudes get together and and do horny things. I used to know in high school guys that would watch porn together. But like, my straight friends in high school would be like, "Yeah, like when we were younger, like we didn't know what a blow dryer was, so we'd like all take our dicks out and put it in front of a fan."
And I'm like, together? Yes. So what's your take?