Ellen DeGeneresshould have never been canceled
Summary
A stranger with a scorching take argues that Ellen DeGeneres "should have never been cancelled" for the simple crime of being mean. Her reasoning? "If you have power, you have to abuse it." She's fed up with holding women to a different standard than men, pointing to Martha Stewart as the ideal role model since she "committed crime and then she made more money from committing crime." The conversation spirals through Timothy Chalamet, Andy Cohen, and Anderson Cooper, with the rider confessing she hopes Cooper is "just rotten" behind closed doors because she's "so over like good people and kind people." Kareem ends up agreeing with her take. She admits she has "a deep pit of violence" in her despite being kind. Men have compared her to Gone Girl. She can't wait to go to prison.
Full Transcript
So, what's your take? Ellen DeGenerous should have never been cancelled. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I think women need to be more toxic, more problematic. If you have power, you have to abuse it.
So, you're a fan of Martha Stewart, I take it. Oh, yeah. I love her. She didn't get cancelled. No, she committed crime and then she made more money from committing crime.
So, what is Alan DeGenerous allegedly accused of? Being mean. That's it. That's it. That's it. She was just mean. Now we're canceling people for being mean.
Yeah. Okay. Now I'm 100% in agreement. Ellen's DeGenerous should have never been cancelled. Yeah. They canceled her for being a— That's sexist. It is sexist. There's a lot of men who are— Men are just men and they don't get fired. You can be a mean girl, but there's no such thing as a mean boy. Just— That's true. Just a little boy. Yeah, just a boy. But he boys don't get fired.
No, boys get kissed. They do. I like boys.
You do? I love boys.
Who's the best boy? Probably Timothy Shalom. He did come to mind, but that's too easy to say. Andy Cohen.
Oh, but he deserves it. Well, they also tried to cancel him.
Yeah, they can't. You can't cancel him. What do you think Andrew— And Anderson Cooper is like behind closed doors. I hope he's awful. I hope he's just rotten.
Why? I cuz that would just make it so much better. I'm so over like good people and kind people. Show me your darkness. Show me your trauma. Where are you rotten?
I like that. Are you nice? Yeah, I'm a very kind, loving person.
I don't believe you. I choose kindness every day, but I do have a deep pit of violence in me.
You're a little scary. I'm terrifying. You're literally very scary.
Yeah, they should give me Ellen show. You're like Gone Girl. You know, a lot of men have said that to me.
Really? That comes as no surprise. I've been compared to that woman a lot. Anyways, God, I can't wait until I go to prison.