Feet are not all that
Summary
A straphanger opens with a controversial statement: feet are getting entirely too much attention right now. But the conversation takes a sharp turn when he admits he's actually a foot guy himself, dubbing himself "Papa Toe." Kareem pushes him on the contradiction, and the rider comes clean about his fetish, revealing his girlfriend doesn't even know yet. She does now. The two debate whether foot fetishes deserve their stigma, with the rider arguing that foot guys should be more discreet while simultaneously defending the whole thing. When asked who has the nicest feet, he plays it safe with "my beautiful wife" after first saying Margot Robbie. The exchange gets increasingly ridiculous as Kareem jokes about being a closeted foot fetishist while the rider insists context is everything, even as he begs to see Kareem's feet.
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So, what's your take? Feet are not all that. Feet are not all that. They're getting entirely too much attention right now.
100% disagree. I think feet are not getting enough attention. People are paying top dollar for something that you used to be able to get for free. And I just don't think they deserve that amount of attention. You don't think feet deserve so much attention? No. And a guy that has a foot thing, he's got a whole vibe to it.
What's the vibe? Always kind of a creepy guy. The foot guy is a creepy guy.
Yeah, absolutely. That's a big generalization. Mm-hm. I don't think all foot guys are creepy. I guess they wouldn't say that they're creepy. I would just say they need to be more discreet about what they're doing.
Well, some people want to suck in toes. Oh, I'm, I'm down to Papa Toe. You suck toes. That's why they call me Papa Toe. You suck toes. Yeah, I'm totally coming clean now. I can't keep up the facade any longer.
So, your take is that it's not a big deal to like feet. No, it's not a big deal.
Would you call it a fetish? Yeah, sure. Call it a fetish. But don't fetishize the fetish. And you could take that to the banquet.
Who has the nicest feet? Margot Robbie.
What is that? Who do you think has the nicest view? My beautiful wife.
I mean, that's kind of a cop out, don't you think? I mean, if you want to suck her toes, if I said my girlfriend, that's like kind of boring. Yeah, I'm a boring guy and I don't want to get in trouble. I put my whole heart and soul on the line for this, outing my fetish for my girlfriend doesn't even know.
She does now. Oh, she does now. She does now. And we're going to get busy.
I do think that having a foot fetish is the best fetish because if you are sneaky enough, you can be a pervert without anyone calling you a pervert. Well, and it's all about context, too. You know, you don't ever ask to see, smell, or touch the foot. But when they're out, even if they're out, see, it's guys like you that are ruining it for guys like me because I asked to smell it.
Yeah. I want to be a closeted foot fetishist. You have outed yourself, mate. It's fine. Let me see your feet. Let me see your feet.
That's going to cost you an hour. What are they worth?
They're priceless. Put the feet on gas. I