ComedyHealthIBS as a disability

Everyone is Disabled 🤣

Jan 31, 2025 · 1:51

Summary

A rider declares that 100% of people are disabled, kicking off a wildly provocative conversation with Kareem about what counts as a disability. Stupidity tops the list. The guest insists around 99.9% of Americans qualify as disabled, arguing that "we're not talking low IQ" but rather people who are "just stupid idiots." When pressed about who suffers most from this particular affliction, he names Kamala Harris before pivoting away from politics. The conversation veers through IBS (his sister has it), arrogance (Kareem's alleged flaw), and the philosophical impossibility of perfection. His closing message to disabled people everywhere? "Solidarity. Tie up the good fight. And when people piss you off, you're about to run them over.

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So what's your take? Everyone is disabled? 100% agree. Let's go.

Thank you. Are you perfect? Am I perfect? No. Am I perfect? Are you perfect? No.

Debatable. Debatable. Everyone has something wrong with them.

True. So no such thing as perfect. What would you say my disability is? I'm an arrogant.

You are pretty arrogant. I'm not that arrogant.

You're pretty arrogant. What do you want me to do? I'm the host of a hi show. You're arrogant. I think about your head. You're arrogant. You're more than I am. I should be.

What do you think is the most common disability amongst, uh, amongst us Americans? Uh, stupidity.

Stupidity is stupidity a disability? Of course it is. And we're not talking low IQ. We're talking dumb. Just stupid. Just stupid idiots.

Yeah, dumb. I'd say about 98% of America's disabled. Then that's generous. So you're saying 100%?

Not that on 99.9% of Americans are disabled. Yes. Just blow it all up, start over. Failed as a society, start over.

Who do you think suffers from the biggest disability of being stupid? Kamala Harris.

Kamala? I'm sorry, she's disabled? We're not political. We're not going to talk about it. No, because if you, if you know, you know. But if you don't know, you're stupid.

If you—wow. I think that there are other disabilities as well that people have, such as IBS. Is IBS a disability? My sister would tell you. Okay, so your sister has IBS? Yes. Sorry, GI. Sorry, J.

Do you have any message for, uh, for all the disabled people out there? Uh, solidarity. Tie up the good fight. And, uh, when people piss you off, you're about to run them over.

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