SHORT 1:49 Society massively undervalues ugliness. (📍London)
A rider in London argues that society's obsession with beauty has created a bland monoculture where nothing truly stands out. Ugliness matters. It's where ex...
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SHORT 1:55 You should use ChatGPT instead of your doctor
A rider makes the provocative claim that ChatGPT beats doctors, arguing that physicians are "legal drug dealers" in Big Pharma's pocket. Kareem pushes back h...
SHORT 2:01 If you have Botox or filler, I don't wanna see you in a period piece
A straphanger has strong opinions about cosmetic procedures in historical dramas. If you've got Botox or filler, stay out of period pieces. The argument? Act...
SHORT 2:00 I feel like the Make-A-Wish kids are getting finessed a little bit
A stranger on the subway delivers a controversial take: Make-A-Wish kids are getting "finessed" because they're meeting John Cena instead of getting better m...
SHORT 1:41 Clean up our toxic sites before building houses and schools on them
A straphanger sounds the alarm on Gowanus, one of NYC's most contaminated neighborhoods. Kareem learns that the toxic waste near his recording studio goes do...
SHORT 1:57 We should teach self-defense in schools instead of math
A black belt karate instructor argues math should be replaced with self-defense classes in schools. Calculators and AI have made math obsolete, she tells Kar...
SHORT 1:57 Every single job is a creative job. @AaronCh3n
A rider insists that every single job is a creative job, and Kareem pushes back. Doctor? The guy argues they creatively turn dead people into "live style" pe...
SHORT 2:01 You should only be allowed to have a dog in New York City if you're gay
A subway rider drops a spicy opinion: only gay people should be allowed to have dogs in New York City. Kareem's intrigued but confused. The logic gets messie...
SHORT 1:50 More men should wear lip gloss. Ft. Amelia Grey
Amelia Grey thinks more men should wear lip gloss, and Kareem's about to get juiced up whether he likes it or not. The conversation starts with a mutual agre...
SHORT 1:54 We think that concerts are just a little too loud. @Raybullband
A stranger on the subway has a bone to pick with the concert industry: the volume's cranked way too high. Kareem initially agrees, then wavers, but the rider...
SHORT 2:32 Cats are better than dogs. @I@IanFidanceComedynyc
A passionate cat lover launches into an unhinged defense of felines over canines, arguing that cats teach "patience, love, respect, consent" while dogs are b...
SHORT 1:57 We need to normalize adults taking more naps every day. @w@watchingnewyork
A passenger makes the case for daily naps, and Kareem's all in. The straphanger reveals he's been napping continuously since childhood, never taking a break...
SHORT 1:31 Companies Should allocate two days a month for women to have period leave
A straphanger makes her pitch for mandatory period leave: two days a month, codified by law, to deal with cramps, nausea, and what she calls "a Charlie horse...
SHORT 2:17 We need a birth control for men and people who produce sperm
A straphanger makes the case that male birth control already exists and has been successfully trialled for years, it's just not on shelves because society ha...
SHORT 1:50 As a society, we need to put an end to the use of balloons
A traumatic childhood balloon accident has left one passenger with a lifelong vendetta against latex and foil. "I was 5 years old," he tells Kareem, recounti...
SHORT 2:11 Ronnie Chieng — No one is in control of their own thoughts. Ft. Ronnie & Sophie
Ronnie Chieng and Sophie debate whether anyone controls their own thoughts, with Sophie insisting that intrusive thoughts run the show. She admits to thinkin...
SHORT 2:11 If you're stagnant in your life, you have two choices, you can either change or die
A straphanger delivers a confrontational pep talk about stagnation: you can either change or die. Kareem pushes back hard, twisting the take into a pro-chang...
SHORT 1:51 If you have a cough, just call in sick
A straphanger shares a simple public health take: if you have a cough, just call in sick. Kareem agrees wholeheartedly, arguing that nobody wants you at work...
SHORT 1:45 Kids and dogs should not be allowed at the pub
A straphanger who stepped on a dog's tail at a pub thinks kids and dogs shouldn't be allowed in bars. The concern? If you accidentally hurt someone's child o...
SHORT 2:20 If I was an athlete, I would wanna be able to opt out of being bet on. Ft. Neko White
A straphanger delivers a scorching take on sports betting apps: if he were an athlete, he'd want to opt out of being bet on entirely. The logic is dark but s...
SHORT 2:12 I think they should close down all gyms where people work out. @LouisTheroux
A stranger with a bold take argues that gyms should be shut down entirely because "people spend energy doing nothing" when they could be doing useful work in...
SHORT 1:55 Bath mats are disgusting
Bath mats are disgusting, according to one anonymous rider who believes toweling off in the shower is the adult way to go. Kareem defends the bath mat. This...
12:12 Rachel Sennott on How Girls, Insecure, and Sex and the City Shaped Her
Rachel Sennott, the actor and comedian behind Bottoms and the new series I Love LA, tells Kareem she's been crying every day for a month after finishing her...
SHORT 1:47 Gambling's okay as long as you keep winning
A straphanger with 58 years of gambling experience delivers his philosophy: just keep doubling up until you win. Kareem pushes back on the sports betting adv...
SHORT 2:19 If you plug your ears when a siren passes, you're a big baby. Ft. Milo
A straphanger opens with an unexpected gesture: giving Kareem his flowers for the show, noting that even the crew didn't do it earlier. Then comes the actual...
14:54 Rosalía Says ADHD Makes Her More Creative
Rosalía tells Kareem that listening to music quietly gives you bad luck. She blasts everything to hear the details. The Spanish singer opens up about ADHD sh...
SHORT 1:52 Everyone should get addicted to something at least once
Everyone needs to get addicted to one thing at least once in their life to prove to themselves that they can break an addiction." That's the hot take from a...
SHORT 2:03 No coffee shop should have only one bathroom
A stranger on the subway starts with a take about restroom access, but Kareem shuts him down: Matthew Donovan already did that one. So the rider pivots. Coff...
SHORT 2:02 Women should stop wearing bras
A straphanger shares her passionate take on why women should ditch bras for good, launching into an uproarious rant about comfort, male gaze, and bodily auto...
SHORT 2:19 Marathons are overrated. @brooksrunning
A marathon runner who's won Boston and completed around 30 races total thinks marathons get too much hype. The stranger argues that 5Ks deserve equal respect...
SHORT 1:49 Say yes 90% of the time
A straphanger with a wildly optimistic worldview shares his philosophy: say yes 90% of the time. It's led him to sing in a National Opera Company (he demonst...
SHORT 1:54 I don't think men should be gynecologists
A woman on the subway argues that men shouldn't be gynecologists, calling it "a bit performative" that male doctors choose to specialize in the one body part...
SHORT 1:34 Sox should only be a nighttime activity. Feat Lukas Gage
Lukas Gage has a firm stance: sex should only be a nighttime activity. Maybe midday is acceptable, but mornings? Absolutely not. Kareem pushes back hard, arg...
SHORT 2:13 Jason Bateman — Dogs should have to wear shoes. Feat Jason Batemen (Full Video below!)
Jason Bateman thinks dogs should wear shoes, and he's got a whole germaphobe manifesto to back it up. The actor explains his disgust at dogs tracking sidewal...
14:51 Jason Bateman Explains Why I’m Doing Life Wrong
Jason Bateman thinks dogs should wear shoes. The actor and SmartLess podcast host sits down with Kareem Rahma to discuss his germaphobia, which runs deep eno...
SHORT 2:01 The future is disabled
A rider in Prada shoes delivers a bold proclamation: "the future is disabled." Their logic? As technology like AI, self-driving cars, and Neuralink advance,...
SHORT 2:17 I don't think that shoes are designed to fit your feet
A woman with strong opinions about footwear tells Kareem that shoes aren't actually designed to fit human feet. She's spiraling after her doctor told her to...
SHORT 2:19 Social media should have business hours
A straphanger pitches a radical solution to our collective internet addiction: social media should operate on business hours, from 9:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Kar...
SHORT 2:08 We have over therapized ourselves as a society
A straphanger whose mom is a therapist argues that society has become obsessed with pathologizing every negative emotion instead of just living with discomfo...
SHORT 1:47 Episode 482: People are training way too hard
A stranger in Berlin thinks people are training way too hard at the gym, and Kareem couldn't agree more. Why are 40-year-old men running marathons when they...
SHORT 1:49 It's actually good for you to party for 72 hours
A masked stranger in Berlin claims he's been partying for 72 straight hours and won't stop until Monday. He left his house Wednesday. When Kareem asks why th...
15:24 Austin Butler’s Most Embarrassing Take
Austin Butler reveals he's never been invited to a bachelor party, kicking off a surprisingly goofy conversation with Kareem about wedding dreams, embarrassm...
SHORT 1:59 I think we shouldnormalize adult diapers. Feat Eddie Huang
Eddie Huang thinks we should normalize adult diapers, and he's serious. His argument? The food system has destroyed our digestion to the point where nobody c...
SHORT 2:46 The Healthcare System Is Scamming You
Michelle Buteau, comedian and actress, boards the subway with Kareem to talk about America's broken healthcare system. She points out the absurd reality that...
18:51 David Byrne on How Culture Changed After the Internet
David Byrne shows up in bright orange, testing colors for his upcoming tour. The Talking Heads frontman explains to Kareem that orange "holds up" under diffe...
SHORT 1:55 Smoking is actually okay for you. Feat Bob
Bob has been smoking for over 60 years and completed six marathons, pulling over to light up once every two hours during races. He smokes 10 cigarettes a day...
SHORT 1:57 I believe in an afterlife. We're currently in it. This is hell. @MikeCannonComedy
A stranger on the subway opens with a bleak thesis: we're already in the afterlife, and this is hell. Kareem pushes back hard, arguing that anyone doing well...
SHORT 1:41 We gotta stop using the word "uncircumcised" and call them "hatty dicks"
A stranger makes his case for rebranding uncircumcised penises as "natty dicks," arguing that society celebrates natural everything except when it comes to m...
SHORT 2:11 Episode 445: When we go to war, there should be a draft and it should be based on your Uber rating
A straphanger proposes that the next military draft should rank soldiers by their Uber rating, sending low-rated passengers like "Becky who throws up in the...
SHORT 2:00 F Your Job Doesn't Offer Health Care…sneeze at Work
A straphanger shares his aggressive strategy for workplace healthcare advocacy: if your job doesn't offer health insurance, don't cover your mouth when you s...
SHORT 2:14 All nudes should be deleted once a relationship ends. Feat Emily Ratajkowski
Emily Ratajkowski brings a spicy take about relationship nudes that gets an immediate pushback from a married straphanger who declares himself "anti-nude" ac...
4:05 Therapists Shouldn't Be Hot
Comedian Dan Carney has a radical theory: therapists shouldn't be hot. At all. When you're attracted to your therapist, he tells Kareem, you're suddenly doin...
3:29 Men Are More Hysterical Than Women
Abdullah Saeed, creator of Deli Boys, makes a provocative claim: men are the truly hysterical gender. He points to road rage, wall punching, and explosive an...
SHORT 1:40 Episode 420: We need to de-legalize pot
A rider thinks we need to "de-legalize pot," and Kareem immediately agrees. The complaint? Weed got too corporate. "I don't want to walk into the Apple store...
4:46 Yung Lean Says Diddy Ruined Parties Forever
Yung Lean tells Kareem the party is officially over. The Swedish rapper, 366 days sober, wants to make it cool again to settle down, carve wood, and find God...
4:47 Rise & Grind Is Oppression
Comedian and writer Zainne Saleh has a provocative take: morning supremacy is misogynist. Kareem, a natural 6 a.m. riser who hasn't used an alarm in a decade...
SHORT 2:13 Sides at restaurant should not only be free, they should be mandatory
A subway rider insists that sides at restaurants should be free and mandatory, launching into an impassioned defense that's equal parts nutritional concern a...
3:35 Gay Fashion Is Out of Control
Jordan Firstman, writer and actor, agrees with Kareem's spicy take that gay men dress worse than straight men. The conversation spirals from there. Firstman...
4:39 Vegan Nuggets Are a Scam
Writer and comedian Lea'h Sampson has beef with vegan food lying to her face. She tells Kareem about her ex-vegan trauma, including the $18 cauliflower "wing...
SHORT 1:31 Get a flip phone
A straphanger champions flip phones as the cure for smartphone-induced depression, though there's a catch: his doesn't actually work. He insists that ditchin...
SHORT 1:58 Episode 345: Bathroom and toilet should be separate. Feat Fadily Camara 📍Paris
Fadily Camara has strong feelings about bathroom design. Her Airbnb in Paris features six toilets, two showers, and three bathrooms, all in separate rooms. W...
SHORT 2:25 Freestyle rapping is just as good as talk therapy
A rider on the N train claims freestyle rapping is just as good as talk therapy, then puts his theory to the test with Kareem right there on the subway. What...
SHORT 2:12 We need MORE cat dads. @SmallsForCats
Cat dads are the solution to masculinity, misogyny, and maybe world peace. That's the thesis from a pregnant straphanger who tells Kareem that men who choose...
SHORT 2:00 White people have to stop calling out autism in public
A rider challenges Kareem on white people's tendency to publicly call out autism, sparking a hilarious cultural comparison about how different communities ha...
SHORT 2:01 Just be normal
Just be normal" sounds simple until a rider tries to explain what that actually means to Kareem, and the conversation spirals into a philosophical tangle abo...
SHORT 1:30 A cold shower is better than one that never getsfully hot. Ft @method-products @ultabeauty
A cold shower versus one that never gets fully hot sparks an unexpectedly intense debate between Kareem and a subway rider who refuses to compromise on showe...
SHORT 2:01 People are real down on the subway lately but I still like taking it. Feat Michael Shannon
Michael Shannon thinks the subway's getting a bad rap. While others see danger, he sees people going through something and wonders how they could be helped....
SHORT 2:51 We should normalize comfortable silences and eye contact. Feat Tunde Adebimpe
Tunde Adebimpe from TV On The Radio thinks we should normalize comfortable silences and eye contact with strangers. Kareem's not convinced. The conversation...
SHORT 1:54 We need better media literacy in this country
A straphanger calls for better media literacy in America, and Kareem's more than ready to agree. The rider shares a simple rule: if an account has more than...
SHORT 1:45 The first place you wash in the shower says everything abt u! @method-products @ultabeauty
A straphanger insists the first place you wash in the shower reveals your personality, and Kareem isn't buying it. The man, a self-proclaimed "chest man," st...
SHORT 1:27 Billionaires shouldn't exist
A rider with strong opinions on wealth inequality tells Kareem that billionaires shouldn't exist and need to be "shamed from society and alienated from socie...
SHORT 1:57 If you're tall and you can't dunk we're the same height
A tall stranger presents a controversial theory: if you're tall and can't dunk, you're the same height as short people. His logic? Since the invention of the...
SHORT 2:43 Why does health insurance have to be a luxury in America? Feat Michelle Buteau
Michelle Buteau tells Kareem why health insurance shouldn't be a luxury in America, pointing out the absurdity that "it's easier to get insurance for your do...
SHORT 1:48 You're not living your best life until you're boarding GROUP 1 on an airplane. @Chime
A rider declares that boarding group one on an airplane matters more than buying a house. He's dead serious. His adult checklist had three things: find a wif...
32:14 Ramy Youssef Says All People Are Good
Ramy Youssef kicks off with a bold take: "Fundamentally, everyone is a good person." Even George Bush and Netanyahu. Really? Kareem pushes back, and Ramy dou...
SHORT 2:17 End morning supremacy
A night owl takes aim at society's obsession with early risers, arguing that "morning supremacy is capitalist culture." She wakes up between 10 a.m. and noon...
SHORT 1:59 Men are by farthe more emotional and hysterical gender
Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender, a male rider tells Kareem, and both men quickly agree. The conversation turns into a surprisingly ea...
SHORT 1:26 You shouldn't sleep in sexy clothes. (📍PARIS)
A Parisian rider reveals her elaborate nighttime routine that starts with a firm rule: no sexy sleepwear allowed. She's got to look good all day, so comfort...
SHORT 1:55 Therapists should not be hot
Therapists should be ugly. That's the blunt take from a rider who's had one too many attractive therapists, and he's got receipts. He admits to doing push-up...
SHORT 2:12 Imitation is absolutely NOT the highest form of flattery
Imitation is absolutely not the highest form of flattery," a rider declares, kicking off a spirited rant about copycats and content thieves. She and Kareem s...
SHORT 1:53 Partying is more restful than rest itself
A straphanger in Paris offers a counterintuitive hot take: partying is more restful than rest itself. His logic? Going to bed early every night becomes menta...
SHORT 1:44 People who make you take your shoes off should not be allowed to entertain
A rider with a self-described foot phobia clashes with Kareem over the no-shoes-in-the-house rule. The straphanger insists she'd "rather risk feces on the ca...
SHORT 1:45 If you want to date in New York, you need to be in THERAPY! @bumble
A straphanger drops a scorching take: if you want to date in New York, you need to be in therapy. Plot twist? She's a therapist herself who's not currently i...
24:12 This Is Cate Blanchett's Sexiest Word To Say
Cate Blanchett wants leaf blowers "eradicated from the face of the earth." Seriously. She tells Kareem that 30 minutes on a leaf blower creates more pollutio...
SHORT 1:55 Gossip is good for the individual, but bad for society
A straphanger who just spent three years writing a novel about gossip drops a provocative take: gossiping feels good but it's terrible for you and society. S...
SHORT 1:54 Leaf blowers need to be eradicated from the face of the earth. Feat Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett has a vendetta against leaf blowers, and she's got the stats to back it up. The Oscar-winning actress tells Kareem that 30 minutes on a leaf b...
1:03:45 Jane Goodall's First Time on the Subway
Jane Goodall, at 90 years old, takes her first ever subway ride with Kareem. They talk about everything from the "good legs" comments she faced as a young sc...
SHORT 1:32 Rock stars without tattoos always make better music
A stranger without tattoos delivers a bold theory: rock stars who skip the ink make better music. He rattles off proof. Joy Division, no tattoos. Radiohead's...
SHORT 1:57 Men should have to menstruate once a year, every year
A woman riding the subway proposes that men should menstruate once a year, every year. But as Kareem questions the logistics, she clarifies the full picture:...
SHORT 1:54 Just drink more water
A subway rider declares himself a "wet boy" and diagnoses Kareem as a "dry guy" in this brief but passionate defense of hydration over skincare. The stranger...
SHORT 1:14 We should throw-all chiropractors in prison
A straphanger delivers a fiery indictment of chiropractic medicine, insisting every chiropractor belongs behind bars. His reasoning? They're "fake doctors" p...
30:45 Hasan Minhaj Wants to Cancel Birthdays
Hasan Minhaj has a controversial stance: restaurants need to stop singing happy birthday to adults. "You're making grown adults sing to you because you're 43...
SHORT 1:48 Yung Lean: the Party is Officially Over
Yung Lean declares the party is officially over. The Swedish rapper tells Kareem he's been sober for 366 days, done with "lying and puking all the time." His...
SHORT 1:31 Cazzie David — Naps Are Disgusting
Cazzie David has a passionate hatred for naps, and Kareem is right there with her. Naps are disgusting, she declares, launching into a tirade about waking up...
SHORT 1:52 Gyms should supply UNIFORMS
A straphanger thinks gyms should provide uniforms to cut down on laundry, but she's got a wild twist: disposable paper gym clothes, like the gowns at the doc...
SHORT 1:43 Conspiracy theories are made by the CIA to take attention away from the real conspiracies
Conspiracy theories are made from random guys like me," a straphanger insists, right before Kareem accuses him of working for the CIA. The conversation spira...
SHORT 1:37 Every Man Should Have to Wear a Speedo to the Beach at Least Once
A stranger on the subway insists that every man should have to wear a Speedo to the beach at least once, framing it as a path to personal freedom and, let's...
SHORT 1:56 There should be no cold water knob on the shower
A straphanger believes showers should only have hot water, arguing that cold showers are for military types or self-punishing Christians. Kareem pushes back...
SHORT 1:51 Everyone is Disabled 🤣
A rider declares that 100% of people are disabled, kicking off a wildly provocative conversation with Kareem about what counts as a disability. Stupidity top...
SHORT 1:52 We’ve Got to Shut Off the Internet for One Day Each Week
A rider with a bold proposal thinks society needs to shut off the internet one day a week, and he's dead serious about it. Sunday's the day, just like Chick-...
SHORT 1:45 People Should Take Saying “bless You” More Seriously
A stranger in a stylish jacket argues that people need to take "bless you" more seriously because studies show your heart stops for a few seconds when you sn...
SHORT 1:39 Poppers are for EVERYONE
A straphanger makes a bold proclamation: poppers are for everyone, not just gay men. Kareem pushes back on the expanding democratic vision of inhalant use, j...
SHORT 0:59 FKA twigs — People who walk through TSA barefoot should be banned from travel and sent home
FKA twigs has a strong opinion about airport etiquette, and it's rooted in something deeper than mere preference. She tells Kareem that people who walk throu...
SHORT 1:45 Democracy Was a Mistake
Democracy was a mistake, according to one rider who thinks voting should require passing a CAPTCHA test. The kind that asks if you've eaten caffeinated beef...
SHORT 1:00 We should legalize smoking cigs inside🚬🚭
A straphanger pitches bringing back smoking indoors, though with a twist: let individual establishments choose to be "pro-cig" venues. Kareem isn't sold on t...
SHORT 0:58 If you're in a long term relationship and you get a dog together and you break up — kill the dog 😱
A straphanger delivers one of the show's most controversial takes yet: if you and your partner split up, you should put down your shared dog rather than subj...
SHORT 0:56 50-year-old white guys are always right 😂
A 52-year-old rider tells Kareem that turning 50 gave him infinite wisdom. He's always right now. At least it feels that way. He jokes that all his friends e...
SHORT 1:00 No More Reserved Seats Anywhere 🚫👎⛔️
No more reserved seats anywhere" is the bold take Kareem throws at a rider who initially pushes back hard. The stranger insists they won't go to movies, conc...
SHORT 0:57 Wellness is a Scam
A straphanger delivers a blistering critique of the wellness industry, which rakes in $1.8 trillion annually compared to pharma's $700 billion. The math does...
SHORT 1:00 We Are Getting Way Too Much Dopamine
A 22-year-old rider thinks we're all getting way too much dopamine, warning that a child from the 17th century would have their head explode after five minut...
SHORT 0:57 America Loves Dogs Too Much
A straphanger declares that "America loves dogs too much," pointing to people who buy health insurance for their pets but not their kids. Dogs don't belong i...
SHORT 1:00 Hair Transplants Are Gender Affirming Care for Men
Hair transplants are "life-saving, gender-affirming care for men." That's the unexpected take from a rider who argues that everyone pursues treatments to mat...
SHORT 0:59 It’s time to LOVE again
People choose to hurt people cuz it's too difficult to heal." That's the raw diagnosis from a straphanger who gets real with Kareem about why so many of us s...
SHORT 1:00 Humiliation is GOOD
A writer on the train tells Kareem that humiliation is the most important human emotion. It keeps you grounded. Prevents you from taking yourself too serious...
SHORT 1:01 All Ride-share Apps Should Have a Smell Rating Lmfao
A straphanger pitches a radical fix for New York's "stinky summer": ride-share apps should have a smell rating for drivers. Kareem's fully on board with the...
SHORT 1:00 Air travel should be treated like SURGERY
A rider pitches a wild solution to the misery of air travel: just anesthetize passengers before their flight, load their unconscious bodies onto planes, and...
SHORT 0:57 Outside clothes in the bed are OKAY
A straphanger defends outside clothes on the bed with zero shame, telling Kareem that not everyone can afford "inside clothes" or has multiple rooms to chang...
SHORT 1:00 Therapy Enables Bad Behavior
A drag queen on the subway shares her spicy take: therapy enables bad behavior because therapists just agree with everything to keep clients paying. She expl...
6:38 Halsey's Favorite Halsey Song
Halsey reveals the origin of her stage name: she rearranged the letters in "Ashley" while drunk on the subway and realized it's an anagram for the Brooklyn L...
SHORT 1:01 Skinny Jeans Are Haram
Skinny jeans aren't just uncomfortable. They're haram, according to Kareem and a subway rider who's lived through the fashion nightmare firsthand. The strang...
SHORT 1:00 Stop Going to Bars and Restaurants Unless….
A rider who works in the restaurant industry thinks everyone should stop going to bars and restaurants unless they treat workers right. His proposal? Start a...
SHORT 0:59 Flirting is GOOD for your mental health
A straphanger makes a bold pitch: flirting is essential for mental health. Kareem pushes back, arguing that flirting is stressful and anxiety-inducing. The r...
SHORT 1:00 Halsey — Tragedy makes people funny
Halsey drops two memorable takes on Kareem's subway set: tragedy breeds comedy, and "the asshole is the window to the soul." The pop star opens up about gett...
SHORT 0:59 Ivy Wolk Spittin Facts Tho
Just take it" is the mantra from an anonymous rider who's got zero patience for overthinking. She lays out a philosophy in two parts: literally pocket what's...
SHORT 1:01 We have a new talk show on our channel
Brenda and Jerry can't agree on whether the good old days were actually good. When Kareem asks if they miss simpler times, Jerry's all in, but Brenda pushes...
SHORT 1:00 This Guy Thinks That All Men Should Pee Sitting Down! Agree or Disagree?
A straphanger defends his controversial position that all men should pee sitting down, sparking immediate pushback from Kareem. The stranger insists bathroom...
SHORT 1:01 Everybody in New York has rich parents or is selling drugs 😂😂😂 Agree or disagree?
Everybody does have rich parents. It is a proven fact," a rider tells Kareem, breaking down the economics of surviving in New York City. His take? You're eit...
SHORT 0:58 There should be an entrance exam required to use social media
A rider thinks social media should require an entrance exam, complete with spelling tests and reading comprehension. Kareem pushes back. What would the test...
SHORT 0:52 You should wash your hands BEFORE you pee…not after
A straphanger makes a bold hygiene argument: you should wash your hands before you pee, not after. The logic? Your hands touch subway poles and germy surface...
SHORT 0:43 Bring Back Whole Milk 🥛
A straphanger on the subway has a bone to pick with Big Nut. His theory? America's gone soft ever since whole milk fell out of favor, and nut milk companies...
SHORT 0:32 Get Your Size Right
A woman on the subway delivers urgent advice: every woman should go for a bra fitting. Kareem's confused. What's a bra fitting? She explains that stores like...
SHORT 0:33 Men should wear heels 👠
A woman on the subway has a bold proposal: men should reclaim heels as their own. She argues that since men wore them first in the 18th century, they should...
SHORT 0:25 DON'T Listen to Haters
You can't listen to the last person that whispered in your ear." A rider on the train shares a philosophy of radical self-reliance with Kareem, explaining wh...
SHORT 0:25 Aging is SEXY. Agree or disagree?
Aging is sexy, period. That's the confident take from a straphanger who celebrates wrinkles as signs of wisdom and life fully lived. Older women and men? Hot...
SHORT 0:32 Does Your Screen Time Affect Your Love Life? 🫤
A straphanger with 9 hours and 12 minutes of daily screen time admits he's not having sex. Zero. But there's hope: he's down 12% from last week because he fl...
SHORT 0:36 Sh%t Talking Your Friends is Good for You?
A rider on the subway reveals he's $100,000 in credit card debt but insists he's headed to St. Barts on Tuesday and the Gucci store today. Money will always...
SHORT 0:43 Don’t Panic 🫨
A straphanger shares an unusual philosophy about mortality: the dumbest thing you can do is freak out when you're dying. Stay calm, let it happen. Kareem tes...
SHORT 0:36 This is Why You Feel Bad When You Are Not Working 😟
A straphanger drops some Marx on Kareem, explaining how "capitalism has colonized chill mode." The rider argues that capitalism conditions us to feel guilty...
SHORT 0:40 Is Life Too Long? Agree or Disagree?
A straphanger took a life expectancy test, got 95, and immediately started smoking cigarettes. That's his response to realizing he might live nearly a centur...
SHORT 0:35 Dogs or Cats? 🦮🐈 Which One is Better?
A subway rider declares that dogs are better than cats, sparking a spirited debate with Kareem, who's firmly Team Feline. The dog lover owns a lab-golden mix...
SHORT 0:42 The Truth About Babies in Planes ✈️
A straphanger proposes what might be the most reasonable airline solution yet: a soundproof baby section on every plane. The seating order? First class, busi...
SHORT 0:39 Get Your Hair Done ✂️agree or Disagree?
A straphanger delivers a firm opinion on male grooming: ball sacks should be trimmed at minimum. "I don't want to take a piece of you home with me," they exp...
SHORT 0:39 The Internet Should Not Exist? 🛜 Agree or Disagree?
The internet shouldn't exist," a subway rider declares to Kareem, arguing that society was doing just fine before we all got online. Sure, medical technology...
SHORT 1:00 The Beach is Overrated🏖️agree or Disagree?
A straphanger delivers a full-throated anti-beach manifesto that's equal parts observational comedy and genuine grievance. The complaints pile up fast: SPF 8...
SHORT 0:33 Wait, What? 🚬 Agree or Disagree?
A stranger on the subway drops a contrarian bomb: cigarettes are actually good for you. Well, in moderation. One to two a day can be beneficial, he argues, p...
SHORT 0:53 Diet is Unhealthy? 💀 Agree or Disagree?
A straphanger drops one of the wildest health takes Kareem's ever heard: diet and exercise is a myth, pushing the body is unhealthy, and the fitness craze wi...
SHORT 1:00 This New Yorker Thinks America Has A Bread Problem🥖 Do You Agree?
A straphanger champions bread consumption in America, claiming people are too worried about feeling bloated. Kareem pushes back on the premise when his inter...
SHORT 1:01 New Yorker Thinks Wearing Flip Flops Is Disgusting 🫡Agree or Disagree?
A straphanger declares that wearing flip-flops in a metropolitan area makes you "a disgusting person who wants to get a toe infection." The logic? New York C...