Skinny Jeans Are Haram
Summary
Skinny jeans aren't just uncomfortable. They're haram, according to Kareem and a subway rider who's lived through the fashion nightmare firsthand. The stranger recounts a mortifying locker room scene at age 13, when he had to grip a locker while two guys yanked his pants off from behind, one on each leg. The jeans caused back pain, rashes in unfortunate places, and enough grief that he couldn't even bend over to remove them himself. His waist was a 25 at the time, making the whole situation even more absurd. These days? Big jeans only.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? I think skinny jeans are the worst invention ever created by—
100% agree. Skinny jeans are awful. Not only are they awful, they're Haram, they're sinful, and then not Kosher. 100% agree. Why don't you like skinny jeans? I feel like there's many reasons. They cause back pain, overall uncomfortable in the general, you know, nether regions, bro. When I used to wear skinny jeans, I had so many rashes in here, in here, and then the back pain. I couldn't even bend over to take the jeans off. I feel like you should never need someone to help you take your pants off, right? Like, you should never be in a locker room, age 13, holding on to a locker, having guys pull you from behind. Did that happen to you? Maybe it might have happened to me.
Describe the scene. So you're in the locker room trying to take your skinny jeans off. I'm holding on to the top of the locker and they're pulling—two guys, one got each leg—pulling from behind, trying to get the pants off because they couldn't get them off. I was like a 25 waist at the time, so, like, you know, that's very skinny.
Yeah, yeah. So what kind of Jean guy are you now? I'm as loose as possible. Big jeans only.