3D movies are trash and we don't need any more of them. 🙅🏾♀️
Summary
A passionate moviegoer has had it with 3D films, and she's not holding back. The glasses are ugly, overpriced, and if you already wear glasses, you're stuck layering them like some kind of vision nightmare. She recounts watching Lion King 3D where "Mufasa fell on me, Simba screamed, I screamed." The trauma was real. Kareem points out she keeps going to these movies, but she insists people just invite her to functions and she says yes for the experience. The conversation spirals into a broader takedown of movie theaters entirely. Why leave home when you can smoke beforehand, skip pants, and eat better snacks? She wants to watch movies lying flat, staring at the ceiling. Kareem agrees that traditional theater seating "is so ghetto." The final dealbreaker? At home, she can talk during the movie without judgment.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? 3D movies are trash and we don't need any more of them? 100% agree. I'm done. You got to pay too much money to watch a movie where something maybe hit you in the face. I went to see Lion King 3D. Mufasa fell on me, Simba screamed, I screamed, Scar laughed, and that's why we don't f with him.
Out of all the things in the world, this is the thing that pisses you off the most? Yes, because the glasses are ugly. And then if you wear glasses, you got to wear the 3D glasses on top of your glasses and you can't see. And then there's the people who keep the glasses, pop the lens out. You know what I'm talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about. They keep the 3D glasses and they wear them like regular glasses to do what? I don't know, go to January 6th. It's somebody with bad taste.
When I go to the movies, I, I want to be at the movies, not in the movie. Unless industry is in the building, in which case put me in your movie, baby.
If you don't like them, why do you keep going? You're an addict. I'm not keeping going. You were just at the Lion King.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm a very likable person. People like to invite me out to functions. I say yes for the experience, okay? Honestly, the whole movie theater could go. You're done? Yes. All of it is over. We don't need movie theaters because I can smoke before I watch a movie at my house. My snacks are better, and I don't have to wear pants.
She's got a point. And I feel like the seats should all recline flat. I should be watching the movie on the ceiling. Going into a movie and sitting like this is so ghetto. 100% agree. I want to be like this. I want to be like this. I want to be like—what he say? I want to watch a movie in the sky.
Also, watching a movie at home is better 'cause I could talk. I'mma talk during the movie.