“I wish guys could be bisexual the same way women are”
Summary
A stranger brings a wild proposition to Kareem: he wishes guys could claim they're bisexual without needing proof the way women can. The logic? Tell your buddies you're bi and they'll immediately demand evidence. "You go to your buddies right now and you're like, 'Hey, man, I'm bisexual.' He go, 'Yeah, pal, I haven't seen you suck one.'" Kareem's genuinely confused. The rider insists there's a proving ground for male sexuality that doesn't exist for women, though he clarifies he's actually straight. When Kareem mentions his own accepting friends don't require proof, the stranger has a theory: maybe they're gay. The conversation spirals beautifully into nonsense before the rider bails.
Full Transcript
So what's your take? I wish guys could be bisexual the same way that most women are. I'm not sure if I agree or disagree, 'cause I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
Guys need proof to be bisexual. What do you mean, proof? You go to your buddies right now and you're like, "Hey, man, I'm bisexual." He go, "Yeah, pal, I haven't seen you suck one." Okay, am I wrong?
So you want to be able to just say I'm bi and have your friends believe you? Yes. My guy friends would be like, "That's funny, 'cause you haven't tried me once." Are you bi? No, nah, I'm a straighty guy, full-blown.
What I think you're bi-curious. There's a big proving ground when it comes to guys, all right? We have just a very binary look at our own sexuality. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't. My friends are very accepting. Yeah, they don't ask me to prove it.
Maybe your friends are gay. Whoa, give you a little bit of a... maybe I just got to pop some P, you know what I'm saying? I don't know what that means.
But I'm out.