ChipotleLaw EnforcementLegal restrictions on male group gatherings

It should be ILLEGAL for men to congregate in groups of 4 or more

Jan 17, 2025 · 1:43

Summary

A rider drops a scorching hot take: it should be illegal for more than four men to intentionally gather. Her reasoning? "Five men together to me is not hanging out, it's the seeds of an insurrection." She's dead serious. When Kareem pushes back about bachelor parties or guys grabbing beers, she doesn't budge. January 6th started when five guys texted each other, she argues. Men are both dangerous and dumb in groups. Kareem tries the loneliness epidemic angle, suggesting men need their weekly hangouts to stay sane. She's unmoved. Privacy of your own home? Fine. Public congregation? Absolutely not. The debate gets weirdly specific about seating arrangements. Men sitting side by side at bars, avoiding eye contact? That's fine, they're minding their business. But Kareem insists that's exactly what creates the loneliness problem. Neither side gives an inch.

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So what's your take? It should be illegal for more than four men to gather at any given time. 100% disagree. The only reason why five men should be together is to play professional basketball. Five men together to me is not hanging out, it's the seeds of an insurrection.

What about bachelor parties? Extremely illegal. If I'm in line at Chipotle and there's four other—no, no, no. It has to be intentional gathering.

Okay, intentional gatherings. It's illegal to have more than four men. Yeah, is it because you think that men are dangerous or dumb? Both. Absolutely.

Tell me—I'm wrong. I'm trying to think of reasons that that men should hang out, and I think a good one is that men are lonely. Whatever you do in the privacy of your home is fine with me. I just do not want to see it or be subject to... can not congregate. No, January 6th started on January 5th. There were women in—when when five guys texted each other and they're like, "Hey guys, you know what we should do? Hang out." You're going to create more incels.

No, in order to be happy, men need to congregate once a week with their friends and have beers. Yeah, it's facts. Listen, if men can come up with a way to hang out together where they're not sitting next to each other but they're sitting across from each other, we can talk about it. Do you know what I'm saying?

No. Men only hang out sitting next to each other. They don't like sit across from each other. They love sitting at a bar. They love watching TV. They don't like making eye contact 'cause it makes them feel emotionally vulnerable. That's good. They're minding their own damn business.

100% disagree. Yeah, you don't know anything about what's going on in your friend's lives, and that is what leads— Know everything that's going—loneliness epidemic that you are referencing. I'm upset. Ask you who you were. Yeah, I just want to hang out with my friends.

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