The key to getting women is how you smell! Chabuddy G.đź“ŤLondon
Summary
A stranger in London delivers one of the show's most outrageous dating philosophies: "The first hole you penetrate is her nostril." He insists that smell, not looks or money, is the key to attracting women. Kareem gamely plays along as the conversation spirals into increasingly absurd territory, with the rider claiming he opens with "I have a very high sperm count" and emphasizing that girth matters more than length. The two trade impressions of each other's scent. Kareem detects "man juice" and turmeric. The rider goes for women 45 plus with "leathery skin" that "looks like shark skin." It's chaotic, borderline offensive, and genuinely funny as the self-proclaimed "curry Casanova" explains his unconventional approach to romance with complete confidence.
Full Transcript
So, what's your take? The key to getting women is actually not about how much money you got, how big you really is, you know what I mean? Uh, what you look like. It's all about how you smell. And I and I'll tell you for why, Karim, cuz remember lads, the first hole you penetrate is her nostril.
Wow. 100% agree. Surprisingly. Yeah. See, it's about smell. So, look, I'm—you smell really good. I'm smelling a bit of oud. I'm smelling a bit of what you Arab.
Yes. So, I'm smelling a bit zatar. A bit of sumac, you know, a bit of shisha and a bit of—but in a good way—bo. Yeah. Smell me now.
Oh, what you getting? Man, man juice. You got man juice. Man juice. Yeah.
A little bit of turmeric. Yeah. Oh, thank you very much. Bit racist, but that's cuz I did you. So, it's—
I'm not going to double down on the racism. Double down. Little bit of curry.
Yeah. I'm sorry, guys. I just want to be honest.
They call me the curry Casanova. You know what I mean? It's one of my aka. So, you approach women and you just don't say a word. I just go up to them and I just let them smell me. Like I said, it's the first hole you penetrate.
Do you ever say that to them? Well, the first thing I say, I go up to them and I say, I have a very high sperm count. Hi, it's your body. That's normally my in. And then I say, I've got a lot of girth, but not length. And that's my other take. It's not all about length, all right? It's about girth. Girth is very underrated, okay? Like that. That way, but like that, that way. That's a thick—
Thank you very much. But I think that length is more important than girth. Oh, okay. Okay. So, we know he's got a skinny one.
It doesn't go like this, though. No.
No. Mine doesn't do anything anymore.
Wait. The first thing you say is I have a high sperm count. And then the second thing you say to a woman is it's about girth, not length. Girth, wind, and fire, baby. And then you say, "Smell me." No, I don't have to say smell me. She just automatically comes up to me. She go, "Wow, wow, that's that gy smell." You know, and then I penetrated her nostril and I'm in. You know, I normally go for 45 plus though. I go for the kind of older women with the kind of leathery skin. You know, the the skin that looks like shark skin. Like it'll cut you.
Well, how do you like those leathery skin? I like them. I like an older lady. I thought we were going to kiss then.