Cheese is overrated
Summary
A straphanger unleashes a scorching hot take: cheese is overrated. Kareem can't believe it. The anonymous rider doubles down hard, calling parmesan "foot powder" and refusing cheese on everything from bacon egg sandwiches to burritos. He admits he worked at McDonald's and ordered the number two with no cheese, which he's "pretty sure" is why he got fired. The only exemption? Pizza gets a pass. Kareem pushes back relentlessly, questioning the guy's hamburger preference and trying to sell him on Gouda, queso, and mozzarella sticks, but the rider won't budge. His mom's on his team, apparently. The debate gets heated when Kareem suggests he's being anti-Italian, prompting quick backpedaling.
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So, what's your take? Cheese is overrated.
100% disagree. What?
Cheese is overrated. I put uh Donatello. That's my guy. I love the Ninja Turtles. You know, cheesecake is cool, but that's mold, bro.
You don't raw dog cheese sometimes with a little cracker. Did you just hear what you just said? I'm a a mold apologist now. Now, I need to like eat rotten food.
It's not rotten. It's a So, if you have some really good spaghetti, you know, you get some sauce on it and then you're going to put foot powder on there. Yes.
Like, you should get locked up. I like a funky cheese.
I'm a funky guy, but not that funky, bro. Do you get cheese on sandwiches?
No. Never. Sandwiches have cheese. No, they don't.
Yes, they do. If I go to the corner store and get a bacon egg
You get a bacon, egg, and Just a bacon and egg.
You just go bacon and egg. Let me just get a bacon and egg. If I get a cheeseburger, I will throw it back in your face.
Oh, you're one of those rare people that orders a hamburger. Yeah. Like, you know, I used to work at McDonald's and I used to get like the number two with no cheese and I'm pretty sure that's why I got fired.
The number two is literally two cheeseburgers. Yeah. And I say number two with no cheese. And they'll look at me like I'm a sociopath.
Hamburger people are so freaking weird. What are you talking about? You don't like mustard?
I love mustard. Pickles?
I love pickles. All right, cool. Then no cheese. Cuz when I'm out to dinner with someone, they order a hamburger, I'm literally immediately I lose all trust.
I'm like, what a weird freak. No, no, no, no. Like me, my mom is on the same team.
Your mom is wrong, my guy. No, she's not. How are you talking about my mama?
I'm not talking about your mama, but she is wrong. I might do some moots, but a mozzarella stick is kind of sus.
What about a pizza? Pizza's fine. Pizza is fine. Pizza's fine. Pizza's exempt. Pizza's fine.
What else is exempt? That's it. That is it.
I like a fancy cheese. I like a Gouda. No, I say I don't like Ludicrous. You know what I mean? Like I'm good on Ludicrous, actually. Like, you really want to try to sell me on both? It's so good, right? What about in a burrito?
Hell no. He's like cutting. He's like, "Cut the tape. Cut the tape."
I want to cut the tape right now cuz you can't eat a burrito not without cheese. Yes, you can. Watch me.
What about like queso? Like melted like See, like you're going to have melted uh parmesan is weird.
This is very anti-Italian. Oh my God. Don't say that. No, I love Italians. Love Italians.