Crime

28 episodes on this topic.

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Vegan Nuggets Are a Scam

Jun 17, 2025

Writer and comedian Lea'h Sampson has beef with vegan food lying to her face. She tells Kareem about her ex-vegan trauma, including the $18 cauliflower "wing...

SHORT 1:56

The best things are cash only

Apr 30, 2025

Cash rules everything. A rider and Kareem bond over the superiority of cash-only establishments, from Kingston Tropical Bakery's beef patties on White Plains...

SHORT 1:00

Easy Crimes Should Be Legal

Aug 12, 2024

A stranger on the subway pitches a wild theory: crimes should be legal if they take "one step or less" to commit. He's already testing this philosophy. After...

SHORT 0:38

Taylor Swift — Dear Swifties

Jul 25, 2024

A stranger on the subway needs to address the Swifties directly. Looking straight at the camera, they issue a preemptive plea: "Don't come after us. We're ju...

SHORT 1:01

Taylor Swift is mid

Jul 25, 2024

A straphanger makes a plea directly to camera before discussing Taylor Swift's fanbase: "We are human beings. We love other people." The conversation turns t...

SHORT 0:41

Make Milk Great Again! 🥛

Apr 18, 2024

A straphanger has bold ideas about reviving whole milk's reputation, and they're not all legal. Kareem listens as the rider proposes everything from celebrit...

SHORT 0:39

Bring Back Duels ⚔️

Dec 28, 2023

A straphanger has a modest proposal: bring back duels to the death. Not just with guns, but with any weapon of your choosing, like golden era dueling rules....